Five Reasons Your Relationship Sucks and it Won’t Get Better.

1. You Suck.

   Your posture is poor, your outfits never QUITE make sense and you haven’t finished a craft project ever. Why can’t you be more like your sister/cousin? You lost your virginity at the wrong time and everyone remembers that time you said something weird.

2. Your Partner Sucks.

   Why cant they unpack a bag fully? They pronounce Poirot in a ridiculous way and don’t go to the dentist enough. You suspect he thinks you’re too old for those dungarees and too young for that cardigan but he won’t say it out loud which is more annoying.

3. Maybe Your Relationship is Fine.

   You get on. You like, respect and fancy each other. He listens and cooks. He doesn’t mind how many times he explains Dropbox to you. You don’t make him nauseous.

4. Nah Blow the Whole Thing Up.

   Sick of all of it.

5. Oh Now Hang On What Time of the Month is it.